I knew nothing about relationships when I met Laura. I only know that looking back, I realize that I behaved like I did when I was growing up. That said, I was in a constant battle with my mother and never felt heard or cared about. After Laura and I broke up, I took some […]
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No one needs to read this to know my favorite drink. It’s Tab! It’s a sugar free soda from the 1960s. It was still on the market till January 1, 2020. When I heard they were taking it off the market I got crazy. We tried every store but no one had it. I even
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I miss almost nothing. I felt like I didn’t have a voice and couldn’t be taken seriously. I had no choices and was governed by adults who were wrong most of the time. It was very hard being a kid. I’m happier as an adult!
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I came of age in a time of no heroes. That was until I met Ivan Boesky, no, not the guy who went to jail for insider trading. I met Ivan during my freshman year of college. His nick name was Sterling. He sold pot out of his dorm room, just a couple hundred feet
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The gum in my mouth is growing stale as I sit in my car next to the foreboding building. It is hard to believe that less than a year ago , I was so frightened that it took me 6 months to make an appointment. After reading a fairly vague post on Facebook from a
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“Mom can I get a hamster?” asked my eight year old son. I didn’t answer. “If I save my money I can get a cage” he continued I ignored him. If I get a boy and a girl, they can have babies and I can sell them. I bit my tongue. “Then I can make
A young man sits across from me and eats his lunch without saying a word. I also eat my sandwich in silence despite the ten inches that separated us. If either of us looks up at the same time we will be staring each other right in the face. Neither of us does. Chew, chew,
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She told me the garbage men would take it away. “They take everything” she said confidently. “They can’t take everything” I said disbelievingly. “Yeah, yeah, you just leave it at the curb” she said ignoring my protests. “There’s no way they take everything. They can’t possibly take furniture or appliances.” “Yeah, All year long, just leave
“I was too in jail,” shouted my ex to my 12-year-old son. “No you weren’t!” he shouted back. It is 9:00 PM on a Friday night. I hear them fighting from my bedroom. I am already tucked away in my pajamas, in my bed, me and my wife. We are watching a recorded episode of
When I was in college, redeeming deposit bottles from a two day beer blast was a necessity. Most of us couldn’t afford paying a 5 cent deposit without at least knowing that the future held the promise of a 5 cent refund. By the time I had my first job, the process of returning empty
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